rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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anomalousdata:

"Hello, I am here to play!"

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